me when I see a train: look there’s a train
okay guys, but seriously. not ALL cops are bad you all need to understand this.
have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u
i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.
both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage
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mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob
boo is one letter from boob too tho
life is just full of miracles
Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
Is this the same artist who made the original for this
how women actually are
OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD
mother fuckin macys sale
I laughed so hard at the word poots
These poots are made for walkin