U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense
stop following me in front
This is the best show ever
is that matthew stafford
he’s really going all out this off season
when parents tell you not to do the thing but 5 seconds later they do the thing
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
That’s like 19 dollars give or take. Hahaha.
let’s watch a scary movie together and get so freaked out that the only option is to have sex
There’s something in Michael Cera’s teeth.
What does this mean
um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means
Highest Paying Jobs That Do Not Require a College Degree
Give me one of those jobs
too bad i dont have the skills to do any of these. ill probably just die.
I used to work in the oilfield as a frac line inspector and was staying solid at $18/hour plus overtime at 72 hours per week and per diem for long distance jobs. Also had a company truck and fuel card.
I gave it all up to come help take care of my dad and now I’m a radio DJ (what I’ve always wanted to be) working for minimum wage.
I don’t know where you guys are living, but teacher’s here make around 30k :/
I stay at home and sleep.
HAHAHHAHA I STAY AT HOME AND SLEEP.
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care