not even a motherfucker
[merry EXTREMELY LATE christmas everyone 8D]
OHMYGOD BUT THE MISTLETOE ONE THOUGH. I KNOW THAT STORY. SO FOR ANYONE NOT IN THE KNOW: The god Balder dreamed of his death and his mother did too. Since they’re gods and all dreams usually come true so to be safe they made everything in the world promise not to hurt him but they missed the mistletoe. Loki figured this out and made a weapon of the plant. Since everything had promised not to hurt Balder everyone was throwing shit at him for funsies cause it just bounced off of his invincible ass. One of the blind gods, Höðr, wanted to join in but he couldn’t aim because he was blind. So Loki guided his hand and helped him throw the weapon made of mistletoe, killing Baldur instantly. Because Loki’s a little bastard.
FINALLY SOMEONE REMEMBERS BALDUR
Flawless Responses to a Wrong Number Text
You’re out of the quartet.
i lost my shit at george foreman
Let’s file this under “I don’t know what the fuck this is but I like it.”
Emma Watson as Belle in a promo picture for Guilleromo del Toro’s upcoming Beauty and the Beast
GUILLERMO DEL TORO’S?!
Making mouth shapes but no sounds come out.
Researchers have discovered a new species of frog in Borneo which only grows to the size of a pea.
Finding the mini frogs, named Microhyla nepenthicola, proved to be a challenge due to their size. Adult males range in length from 10.6 to 12.8 millimeters.
can you imagine how many of these fucking frogs the researchers stepped on trying to find them
the animator probably requested that this be put in the script because they were so excited that the boulder came out as great as it did so he wanted a little reward for himself… at least, that’s what I would have done…
Maybe they had a ton of trouble rendering the boulder properly and so when it was done they were like ‘You know what? This shit deserves a line in the script.’
As the daughter of a renderer, I can confirm this is pretty likely. :P
ffs okay I wasn’t gonna comment in case everyone was joking but this is really bugging me so here we go
this is actually a reference to a little story called Sylvester and the Magic Pebble! in the story there is a donkey named Sylvester who collects pebbles. one day he finds a magic one! right after that he gets scared by a lion and wishes he were a rock so he’d be safe. the pebble grants his wish and Sylvester turns into a rock. I haven’t read this in YEARS so I can’t remember how it ends, but the basic premise is that a donkey gets turned into a big rock. some would even call it a boulder.
in all fairness I could be wrong, but I’m about 99.9% sure that this is the joke they were trying to make/the thing they were trying to reference
that’s actually super informative thank you :)
missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb
My (male) friend was recently raped and nearly everyone he knew either said it was his fault or he wasn’t actually raped. I can’t convince him that not all people think like this. Please reblog if you know that men can be raped just like women.
Okay, so from what I’ve gathered there’s a person going around on MSPARP who at first glance seems fine and dandy, until you break character or slip up on your quirk. And then they say things which are downright awful, not to mention immensely offensive.
This isn’t the first time I’ve encountered this person (in fact this conversation is about the fourth or so), and it appears that they tend to rp as Jake, but on two other occasions they have been Rufioh and Eridan, so I’d be cautious when talking to either of those characters (NOTE: I don’t think that this person has any sort of prompt in the title, so if you find something such as humanstuck!Rufioh then it’s not likely to be them). I am not aware if this person goes on as any other characters, but do let me know if you encounter them under a different character. I also do not know if they use Charat either.
However, people like this are ruining the experience of MSPARP, and now I feel really anxious when rping with any of the aforementioned characters, since I do not know if it’ll be them.
Another importing thing is this: DO NOT REPLY TO THEM. If they say something offensive, and you make it known you take offence to it then they WILL continue to barrage you with even worse messages. The best thing to do is to immediately disconnect.
Also, if you encounter this person, please let others know, so that they can have a safe, fun, and enjoyable MSPARP experience without having to deal with upsetting things like this. And hopefully, people like this will get the message that what they’re doing is wrong and can do serious harm to people.
So just be careful out there if you’re using MSPARP, and don’t let these people get to you.
SPREAD THIS SHIT LIKE WILDFIRE
This is horrible and no one should ever have to go through this, especially when they are trying to have FUN.
signal boost since i know several people look to RP as an escape from shit like this
the best thing about taking exams in college is that once you’re done you can leave right away to go cry