jokes Americans won’t get
why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???
didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS
when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce
deep conversations with open minded people are one of my most favourite things ever
my mood immediatly drops when i find out i have to actually do something physical
Every girl wants a guy to look at them like this, but the truthi s you’ll never see it happen, because they look at you when you’re not looking.
and then he’ll rape ur mom and impregnate her with the antichrist when ur not looking omg
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
this is also important
I take this to mean that since I reblogged, I am now immortal.
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
If you’re not already excited about Rob Cantor you will be now.
You know sometimes the way the news is lately leaves me feeling a little hopeless, but then something like this comes along and my wonder and delight in humanity is restored a smidge.
It moves me to tears.
Another outfit from last week ^-^ Love the detailing on the bottom on this playsuit~ 🌸🌷